Active Years: 2009 2010 2011

30 sketches by vaov in 2009

Writer's Time Zone: Eastern Time (US & Canada)

October 01, 2009

• 12:46 PM “Visine For Whore Eyes”
• 12:12 PM “Self-Sufficiency”

September 29, 2009

• 03:33 AM “Principal Announces, I Mean Threatens”

September 26, 2009

• 09:40 PM “Mackenzie Phillips (Family Together)”
• 08:56 PM “Lily Allen Quits Music”
• 05:03 PM “Hello? No Signal! Goddammit!”

September 25, 2009

• 04:08 PM “Listen! I Don't Need Your Money”

September 23, 2009

• 03:28 PM “Get The Jewel”
• 04:21 AM “Dead Dad, I Miss Our Pranks”

September 21, 2009

• 02:20 PM “Manual Elevator”
• 04:56 AM “My Boy And Your Girl”

September 19, 2009

• 05:36 AM “Squirtables”
• 05:32 AM “I love Cancun Souvenir”

September 17, 2009

• 05:47 PM “Rose Really Wants a Nobel. Motivational Speech”

September 16, 2009

• 05:43 PM “Out Of The Closet Criminal”
• 05:43 PM “No one knew about the PAY IF YOU WANT DAY (revisited)”
• 02:34 PM “They Hated Me! They Hated Me Not!”

September 15, 2009

• 04:49 AM “MTA Control Freak”

September 14, 2009

• 02:29 PM “NEUTROGENA BURST THAT ZIT”

September 11, 2009

• 05:26 PM “I BET MY LIFE (revisited)”

September 10, 2009

• 03:24 PM “Huggies G.old”
• 03:58 AM “God I'm So Sick”

September 09, 2009

• 12:23 AM “War On Drugs Wins (Working on title)”

September 07, 2009

• 08:31 PM “Organic Poor Children Tears”
• 07:41 AM “Canterville Ghost's Mystery”

September 05, 2009

• 03:26 PM “Statue of Liberty, Creepy Lady”

September 04, 2009

• 06:31 PM “Best Brains”
• 02:07 AM “I Was Waiting For You. No I Was”

September 02, 2009

• 05:49 PM “Family Success! (or Selfish Bastard)”

September 01, 2009

• 08:19 PM “Fact: Sensitive Parts”