Active Years: 2010 2011

30 sketches by loserbeam in 2011

Writer's Time Zone: Eastern Time (US & Canada)

September 30, 2011

• 08:13 PM “Quittin time”
• 07:19 PM “Kyle, I'm not 'dad' here. I'm Judge Smith.”
• 06:52 PM “Two courtiers arguing over the heir to the Icelandic throne”
• 06:32 PM “I first grew this mustache in 1970 on a dare”
• 12:31 PM “The Great Vermuli”
• 12:23 PM “I like the frame.”

September 28, 2011

• 08:27 PM “Hungry for love”
• 08:27 PM “Mom, dad...”

September 27, 2011

• 04:32 PM “I've been knitting selfishly”
• 02:06 PM “Parenting isn't a game, but if it were, I'd be winning.”
• 02:06 PM “Final thoughts of a suicidal robot”

September 25, 2011

• 02:32 PM “Shakespeare”
• 02:29 PM “Oedipus does standup”

September 20, 2011

• 05:37 PM “A terribly proper heckling”
• 05:37 PM “And the cat's name was Miracle”
• 05:36 PM “How to console a talking bear”

September 18, 2011

• 01:22 PM “This is vector calculus, not precalc”
• 01:20 PM “Shaving for MEN who are MEN”

September 13, 2011

• 01:45 PM “I think I get books now.”

September 11, 2011

• 12:35 AM “September 11th”

September 10, 2011

• 08:28 PM “I wore matching cardigans with the devil.”
• 08:04 PM “I mean, obviously I don't want you to watch my dog take a shit.”

September 09, 2011

• 12:17 PM “Just dance”

September 07, 2011

• 05:57 PM “You don't have to be a stereotype!”

September 06, 2011

• 08:33 PM “When the god damned Chinese bomb North Dakota, Jed, that's a special opportunity ”

September 05, 2011

• 05:19 PM “Podcasts”
• 05:19 PM “I mean, I'm only seven, but I have a lot of time for introspection. ”

September 02, 2011

• 12:13 PM “Precious, based on the movie Precious, based on the novel Push by Sapphire”
• 11:26 AM “I have watched Zathura kill the star gate on Planet Megatron”

September 01, 2011

• 09:47 AM “I don't have any chairs”