In 2009, Benjamin Apple wrote 10 sketches.

Sketches by Benjamin Apple in 2009

2009-09-27 18:01:47: “I’m filthy from swearing not to bathe various parts of my body following celebrity encounters.”
2009-09-27 17:45:22: “Pancakes to go? Are you nuts?”
2009-09-27 17:40:29: “There's no way you're the girl I remember from last night.”
2009-09-27 17:35:50: “Buy a picture of your fight with your wife, sir?”
2009-09-27 17:24:04: “Exactly how much will it take to bribe you right now?”
2009-09-27 16:38:05: “Wedding cancelled on account of greyish skies”
2009-09-27 15:17:11: “Wakeup call”
2009-09-27 15:17:07: “Roommate's mom”
2009-09-27 15:03:17: “Tipping”
2009-09-01 13:14:36: We're Closer

See also: 2008 2009 2010 2011